Saturday, September 12, 2009

Deliverance ...


OK, listen up Peter Gammons ...
When I went to Texas I felt an enormous amount of pressure, cha cha ching ching ching!
The weight of the world was on top of me, cha cha ching ching ching!
I needed to perform, cha cha ching ching ching!
Perform at a high level, cha cha ching ching ching!
Every day, cha cha ching ching ching!
Baseball was a different culture then, cha cha ching ching ching!
Things were loose, cha cha ching ching ching!
I was young, cha cha ching ching ching!
I was stupid, cha cha ching ching ching!
Very stupid, cha cha ching ching ching!
I was naive, cha cha ching ching ching!
I wanted to prove I was worth being one of the greatest of all time, cha cha ching ching ching!
All time, cha cha ching ching ching!
I did take some kind of subb-stanc-ezz, cha cha ching ching ching!
It was a loosey-goosey era, cha cha ching ching ching!
I was neg-li-gent, cha cha ching ching ching!
I didn't ask the right questions, cha cha ching ching ching!
I'm not sure what the heck I took, cha cha ching ching ching!
Or what subb-stanc-ezz I'm guilty of taking, cha cha ching ching ching!
It was that $252 million contract's fault, cha cha ching ching ching!
I needed a push to the next level, cha cha ching ching ching!
It was too dang hot in Tex-as, cha cha ching ching ching!
I trusted the wrong people, cha cha ching ching ching!
I wasn't very careful, cha cha ching ching ching!
Since taking whatever it was that I took, cha cha ching ching ching!
Everybody else was taking subb-stanc-ezz, cha cha ching ching ching!
I've played the best baseball of my ca-reer, cha cha ching ching ching!
I've won some eeM-Veee-Peeee's, cha cha ching ching ching!
I've never felt better, cha cha ching ching ching!
I'm very proud now, cha cha ching ching ching!
That should be enough ex-cu-sezz for to-day, cha cha ching ching ching!
None of this was sup-posed to get out cha cha ching ching ching!
I'm filthy rich cha cha ching ching ching!
I've cancelled my subscription to Sports Il-li-stra-ted, cha cha ching ching ching!
Tha tha tha tha that's all for now folks, cha cha ching ching ching!
Cha cha ching ching ching ching ching ching ching!
Cha cha ching ching ching ching ching ching ching!
Cha cha ching ching ching ching ching ching ching! ... cha cha cha ...


--sja

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