Tiger Woods - Enough Already! ...

I don't know about you guys, but I've seen and heard about enough already concerning Tiger Woods! I've  never liked the game of golf, and I've certainly never been a fan of Tiger Woods. Whatever he has done in the past, and whatever he may do in the future has no bearing on my life one way or the other. I must say, after watching that scripted, staged "apology" he put on in front of a handful of select media hounds, I now hate the game of golf even more if that's possible, and am now firmly convinced that Woods is not a fellow I would follow in any sport, and certainly wouldn't want as a role model for any young person. What this guy has going for him is the fact that he can slap his balls around and pretty much put them anyplace he wants, and he's a moneymaker for various corporations, the media and the PGA. If he was a regular guy like me, he wouldn't be given the time of day.

So, for all you fans and worshipers of Tiger Woods, and for the PGA, sports media and all the corporate sponsors that are missing their cash cow - he's back! That emotionless, scripted, staged, monotonic, robotic performance he gave yesterday was the first step in the process of his return, the plan is now in motion. He'll be back on the green soon, putting his balls wherever he pleases, and all you sponges will be back "in" the green again. Oh it's not all his fault, you created that monster, all of you. He said it himself, he had worked very hard to reach that pinnacle, he felt entitled to do wrong, privileged, and far above any moral laws that apply to the regular guy. But like he said, it's between him and his wife and kids and God, please, let's leave it there. I just hope when and if he asks God or his family for forgiveness, that he doesn't have to read it from a prepared statement, it should come from the heart, of course, maybe it did.

I've even thought of a way I might make a few bucks off ol' Tiger. Remember all those images of him using those "Titleist" balls and clubs? Well, I'm thinking about coming out with my own brand of golf equipment, and it just might fit in perfectly with Tiger Wood's new image -- I shall call it "ENTITLEIST!" - for the non-discriminating golfer!

Guest blogger -- Peeptoe Hobo aka SickWilly