Blago's Top 10 Career Options ...

Now that former Illinois Governor Rod "Blago" Blagojevich has unwillingly departed from public life into the world of the unemployed, (unless jailed), he will soon be embarking on the dubious journey of seeking some type of work in the private sector .. consequently, this has led to his possibly being tested for proper employment placement in order to create a personalized strategy directed at finding a fulfilling and financially rewarding career.

Below are my top 10 recommendations as to careers befitting of "Hot Rod's" previous employment record and experience:

10. Car salesman for Zastava Yugo - Get your Yugo

from Blago! ...

9. Traveling encyclopedia salesman ...

8. Telemarketer for Contact America ...

7. Auctioneer ...

6. Model for Barbers Only Magazine ...

5. Spokesman for Rogaine ...

4. Phone counselor for Liars Anonymous ...

3. Author a book entitled "Fraud and Corruption For Dummies!" ...

2. Circus clown ...
1. And my number one recommendation is ... "Inmate!"



--sja